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Soap On A Rope

$ 28.00 USD

Olive and Coconut oil/ Sodium Hydroxide

Health Services cleaning bar w/ woven handle (soap-on-a-rope)

 Brain Dead Equipment ® Assisted Living ® 

4oz

Instructions:

  1. From an alliance with a superior life-form from outer space to attack the human race
  2. Build intelligent, self reproducing machines which will overthrow humanity
  3. Cause mutations in animals, producing intelligent species which will rise up against their human oppressors
  4. Cause mutations in humanity that will transform it beyond recognition.
  5. Start a thermonuclear "spasm" war that will decisively transform human consciousness (and possibly biology).

 

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